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New York City.

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Once upon a time, I could exit

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the front door of my apartment building,

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hoof it to second Avenue, and find myself

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at Elaine's restaurant,

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where I'd make a beeline for
a certain well-known publicist.

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Back wall, corner table.

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He'd slip me an item for
the column between bites

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of squid salad.

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That was back when New
York had glamour and secrets.

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Now, glamour has
gone the way of the dodo.

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Everything's out in the open,

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warts and all, right
there on your screens.

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Internet accounts like the
anonymous "pop lunatic,"

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where the latte order
of a tic-tacky... whoops...

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I mean, TikTok star is
what passes for news.

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Snooze-worthy.

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Sure, they post real
stories now and then,

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but is it worth the endless scroll?

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Boy, are my thumbs tired.

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No, dear readers, gossip
ain't what it used to be.

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But who am I to say?

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Hello.

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Betty, it's Otis. We need to talk.

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Well, make it snappy. I'm
on my way to a luncheon.

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Trust me, you're going to
want to hear this, in person, now.

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That juicy?

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Well, where are you?
We'll pick you up on the way.

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The usual spot. Don't keep me waiting.

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Slight detour. Maurice!

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There's the golden boy.

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Okay, what do you got for me?

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I'll warn you, tomorrow's
column is pretty full.

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What? Okay. Maurice,

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would you mind just stepping
out for a moment, please?

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Well, this had better be good.

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If it's about your husband's pop-up again,

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I'll have Maurice here
throw you into traffic.

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And you know he will,
because he's ex-military.

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It's not about Harry.

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It's about you.

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Me?

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Please. What's left to say?

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Betty.

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I know your secret.

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What? And I have the proof.

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Look, be reasonable.

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I've always kept your secrets.

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Have you?

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From now on, you will
print whatever I tell you to.

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When I call, you will answer.

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I don't want to hear any excuses

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about such-and-such not being
a fit in the column. Make space.

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And maybe, just maybe,

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I'll keep your little secret to myself.

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I'd say blackmail was beneath you,

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but I think we both know better.

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Your whole career,
all your power is based

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on knowing other people's secrets.

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Well, now I know yours.

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You will do what I say,

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you will put out what I tell you to...

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or I will ruin you.

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Everything okay, boss?

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It will be.

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Yeah, I'd say I'm pretty fearless.

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I mean, I did all my
own stunts for the movie.

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That's incredible.

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I saw, on the poster, you're, like,

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hanging off of a cliff, right?

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I-I have to imagine,

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if you're not afraid of that,
you're not afraid of anything.

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My god.

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No, Lorena. Lorena,
no. Get back in prison.

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My god.

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God.

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Isn't that awful?

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I should be used to it by now.

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He thinks it's funny to scare
celebrities using my face.

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Why does he have to pick on you?

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I'm an easy Mark. After what
the press has done to me,

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who is going to defend Lorena marchuk?

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Well, I think it's time the world hears

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what you think of this abuse.

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The world doesn't care what I think.

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- Sure they do.
- I'm a villain.

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As if I'm the first person
to ever have legal troubles.

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Betty, switch with me.

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This couch is killing my back.

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It didn't help that your
masseuse self-deported.

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Well, I will always take your side.

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You've always been my dearest friend.

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Well, you're a good friend to me.

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Hey, while you're up,

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why don't you go and get us something

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a little stronger than tea?

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What do you think?

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Absolutely.

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I always felt you held a grudge.

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A grudge? For what?

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Augusto flirting with me

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at Henry's barbecue in litchfield.

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When you and Augusto
had that thing going.

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That was 1979. It was ancient history.

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Who can remember these things?

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I've got to dash.

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I have a deadline.

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- I got to watch my program.
- Right.

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Well, chin up, Lorena.

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And I think it's high time

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you stood up to that Otis Langley.

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As ladies, sometimes

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we have to handle
these things ourselves.

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Geez.

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Betty? You scared me.

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- Wh-what are you wearing?
- Let's chat.

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All right, well, better make it snappy,

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as you like to say.

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I'm needed back on set.

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What's with the getup?

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Is this from your column,
or are you stealing my act?

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Actually, I'm glad that you're here.

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Nobody tells Betty
hey mouth what to print.

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Victim is Otis Langley,

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daytime talk show host and impresario.

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We're notifying his husband now.

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Ooh, I found a shell casing.

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No firearm.

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Powder residue on the body suggests

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a deliberate shot at close range.

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Probably a pistol.

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That's brutal.

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He seemed like such
a nice guy on his show.

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Gosh. Sorry.

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I agree with officer hackett.

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Who would want to kill this guy?

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He was so nice.

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Or maybe he just wanted
famous people to like him.

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Ooh. His cell phone might have answers.

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Two phones.

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Never a good sign.

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- Can I help you?
- The cops told me

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to come speak with the detective.

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- That's me. What is it?
- I saw a lady go

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into Mr. Langley's trailer this afternoon.

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- Who are you?
- I'm a production assistant.

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- Did you know who it was?
- No. But I saw she had, like,

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a crazy face and a thing on her head.

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- You mean a hat?
- No, a thing.

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And her face was so crazy.

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Like this?

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- Yeah, actually.
- Really?

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That's who you saw? Lorena marchuk?

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I think so.

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The infamous real estate widow.

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That's who this is.

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Didn't she go to prison?

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- Were they arguing?
- I don't know.

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I was in a rush, but I think he let her in.

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All right, thank you.

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So, aging, infamous
socialite Lorena marchuk

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walks up to Otis's trailer,

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broad daylight, climbs up these stairs...

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knocks on his door,

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he lets her in, and then, she shoots him?

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It's possible.

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In the '90s, Lorena was known

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as the med us a of Madison Avenue.

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Yeah, and it's a running
prank on Otis's show

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that someone jumps out

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and scares celebrities
while wearing that mask.

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It's kind of funny.

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Maybe not to her.

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Don't touch that vase.

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It cost more than your life savings.

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So, Otis Langley is dead.

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What has that got to do with me?

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You were seen going
into his trailer today.

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Me?

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We hear there's bad
blood between you two.

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You bet there is, that bastard.

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So, did you visit Mr. Langley
in his trailer this afternoon?

183
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No, I was here.

184
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You, get up.

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I was in bed watching my favorite show.

186
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Ooh. Was it ninja warrior?

187
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I love that one.

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The young and the restless.

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With a glass of wine.

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- Just one?
- That's none of your business.

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Can anyone confirm your story?

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Any staff, or...?

193
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I'm between staff at the moment.

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But I'm always here.

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I don't get out a lot.

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Not like I used to.

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Is that because of Otis Langley

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and his cruel jokes at your expense?

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May I sit?

200
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Yes, you may.

201
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Thanks.

202
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And "cruel" is exactly
the word for Otis Langley.

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I should be used to it by now,

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but the media has
never been kind to me.

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- Had you been in touch with Mr. Langley?
- What?

206
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I should reach out to him?

207
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He should have called me to apologize.

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I'm sorry. I don't mean to be rude,

209
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but there, seems to be something...

210
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My.

211
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What is that?

212
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A pistol.

213
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Lorena! Not again!

214
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Defend me, Betty!

215
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You know I will!

216
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Are you her attorney?

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- Excuse me?
- She said, "defend me."

218
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- Who are you?
- I'm a lawyer, too,

219
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but I'm with the police.

220
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- Well, sort of. I...
- I'm not a lawyer.

221
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I'm a columnist.

222
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At the New York view!

223
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You're Betty hey mouth!

224
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I recognize you from the...
My son works with you.

225
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Do you know Teddy
tascioni? He's a fact-checker.

226
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- I don't need those.
- Well, he's... Elsbeth?

227
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Sorry. That's me.

228
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Nice to meet you, Betty hey mouth.

229
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Lorena, don't tell them a thing, dear.

230
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What a nightmare!

231
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Got any packages for me?

232
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You've seen the new caffepro 6000.

233
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Nice, right?

234
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Here, I'll give you a tutorial.

235
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Where did it come from?

236
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The department found money
in the discretionary budget.

237
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Each color is a different variety.

238
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Green is decaf, so,
you want to avoid those.

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I don't like the smell of it.

240
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Really? It should have notes of...

241
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Cinnamon and bay leaf.

242
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No, the machine.

243
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Plus, they repaired the
squeaky radiator in my office,

244
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repainted the stairwell, and

245
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I could swear the Wi-Fi is faster.

246
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Yes. It upgraded it last week.

247
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What game is he playing?

248
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- Who?
- Tully.

249
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You think commissioner
Tully's the reason

250
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they're approving our requests?

251
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Yeah. One minute, he's
humiliated in a poker game,

252
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the next, we have this.

253
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Yeah. It must be a
part of his payback plan.

254
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The plan in which he...

255
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Provides the precinct with
sorely needed upgrades?

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Dastardly.

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Trust me.

258
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It's never what it seems with that guy.

259
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Captain Wagner, get ready.

260
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I have major tea.

261
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Those pods make tea, too?

262
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It's slang. It means she has gossip.

263
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Are you not on Instagram?

264
00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:01,856
Otis Langley was pop lunatic!

265
00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,650
- No!
- Yes.

266
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,356
I'm just kidding. What the hell is that?

267
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:08,896
Pop lunatic is this anonymous
social media account.

268
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,526
People send messages to it
when they have celebrity gossip,

269
00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:14,536
sightings, blind items,

270
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,696
and they reshare the juiciest stuff.

271
00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:18,236
I can't believe you don't follow.

272
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:21,406
So, Otis had two phones
on him when he died.

273
00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,776
And it turns out, one of them

274
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:25,276
was a burner logged into
the pop lunatic account.

275
00:13:25,300 --> 00:13:27,046
There was nothing else on the phone,

276
00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:29,046
and it was encrypted with a vpn.

277
00:13:29,070 --> 00:13:30,386
People are going

278
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:32,116
to freak when they find out it was him.

279
00:13:32,140 --> 00:13:34,256
So you think running a secret account

280
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:35,816
has something to do with his murder?

281
00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:36,840
Maybe.

282
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,256
Several celebs were trying

283
00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,556
to sue the account for libel.

284
00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:41,356
But Otis also managed to piss off

285
00:13:41,380 --> 00:13:43,690
at least one person under his own name.

286
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,166
Lorena marchuk.

287
00:13:46,190 --> 00:13:47,736
And she's already got a criminal record.

288
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:51,060
- Wasn't that white-collar?
- Housing discrimination.

289
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:53,700
Elsbeth, I didn't see you there.

290
00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:57,706
Betty hey mouth got an
interview with her from prison.

291
00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:00,446
According to Betty, it
was Lorena's second arrest

292
00:14:00,470 --> 00:14:02,340
that really made her infamous.

293
00:14:02,470 --> 00:14:05,186
She punched a Bergdorf's saleswoman.

294
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:06,646
Yeah, I think that's when

295
00:14:06,670 --> 00:14:08,316
Otis started using her
face as a jump scare.

296
00:14:08,340 --> 00:14:12,656
Plus, ballistics matched
the gun we found at Lorena's

297
00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,996
with the shell casing
from the crime scene.

298
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,696
A 1970s Soviet-made service sidearm.

299
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:20,520
Lorena's late husband was
from Belarus. We think it was his.

300
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:23,190
- Betty doesn't.
- Excuse me?

301
00:14:23,330 --> 00:14:24,906
Betty hey mouth.

302
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,606
She thinks Lorena was innocent.

303
00:14:26,630 --> 00:14:28,900
- Why?
- Hard to say, actually.

304
00:14:29,030 --> 00:14:32,006
She included a lot of details
that made her seem guilty.

305
00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:33,876
Maybe because she is guilty.

306
00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:36,040
I don't know. I think I'm team Betty.

307
00:14:36,170 --> 00:14:37,616
Are you?

308
00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,386
I just don't understand
why Lorena would let me sit

309
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,210
on a loaded gun if she knew it was there.

310
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,710
What did I ever do to her?

311
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,456
Maybe she got drunk and
forgot where she stashed it.

312
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,720
Or maybe she didn't put it there.

313
00:14:47,850 --> 00:14:50,866
Also, if Otis was making
fun of her for years,

314
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,996
why did she suddenly
decide to shoot him yesterday?

315
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,496
These are all fine questions.

316
00:14:56,520 --> 00:14:59,090
Unfortunately, Lorena's lawyered up.

317
00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:01,276
She's not taking any questions.

318
00:15:01,300 --> 00:15:05,376
Well, then... Maybe we
should go talk to someone

319
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,940
whose questions she is taking.

320
00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,110
Ms. Marchuk lives a few floors up?

321
00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,316
Yeah, she's on the sixteenth floor.

322
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:17,326
Better view, a longer elevator ride.

323
00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,226
Did you really meet Mick Jagger?

324
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:21,926
Yeah, yeah, yeah. First time I met Mick,

325
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,826
I was using the pay phone at studio 54,

326
00:15:24,850 --> 00:15:27,736
and I was dictating my
column, and he came up to me,

327
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,096
tapped me on the shoulder,

328
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,606
and he said he needed to use the phone.

329
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,406
My guess... he wanted
to call his drug dealer.

330
00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,536
I told him to buzz off. Betty hey mouth

331
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,506
has never missed her
filing deadline. Not once.

332
00:15:37,530 --> 00:15:39,776
You and Ms. Marchuk are close?

333
00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:42,216
My god. You met James brown?

334
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:45,046
Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah, Lorena is...

335
00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,916
- Well, she...
- My god.

336
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,940
- And Princess di?
- Yes. I'll save you time.

337
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:52,286
I've met all them and then some.

338
00:15:52,310 --> 00:15:54,126
You're not from New York, are you?

339
00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:55,956
Peoria.

340
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:59,596
Yes, well, Lorena and I
first met in the '90s, detective,

341
00:15:59,620 --> 00:16:01,436
when she bought into this building.

342
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,766
That was after her first prison stay.

343
00:16:03,790 --> 00:16:06,436
And you really never
missed a filing deadline?

344
00:16:06,460 --> 00:16:09,976
- I really haven't.
- What is that? Midnight?

345
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,376
11:30.

346
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,640
What?

347
00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:20,956
Well, in today's column...
Where is it? Let's see.

348
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,756
Buh-buh-buh... I don't
know where I put it.

349
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,386
Buh-buh-buh.

350
00:16:25,410 --> 00:16:27,056
Here it is, here it is.

351
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:29,326
Sorry.

352
00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:33,936
It says, "I just can't picture"

353
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,796
"frail, aging Lorena pulling a pistol

354
00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:39,806
on a younger, bigger
man at such close range."

355
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:42,006
You don't need to read it to me, I wrote it.

356
00:16:42,030 --> 00:16:43,746
But what has it got to
do with my deadline?

357
00:16:43,770 --> 00:16:47,000
Well, it's true that Otis
was murdered with a pistol,

358
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:49,916
but the police didn't
release that information

359
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:51,646
until early this morning.

360
00:16:51,670 --> 00:16:53,540
Are you a psychic?

361
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,210
Well, I-I don't wait for press releases

362
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,686
to get my information.

363
00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,210
I have my own sources.

364
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,396
Really? Like who?

365
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,196
Ha, ha. Nice try.

366
00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:08,536
You see, the thing is, I am
very, very loyal to my friends.

367
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:13,176
I really am, I mean... and
whatever Lorena's sins,

368
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:17,806
she has always taken
my calls, and in my book,

369
00:17:17,830 --> 00:17:19,230
that makes you a friend.

370
00:17:19,370 --> 00:17:20,846
Well, hang on.

371
00:17:20,870 --> 00:17:23,616
That doesn't sound like you
really think she's innocent.

372
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:28,516
Maybe i-i, I just don't want to believe it.

373
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,556
- Why not?
- Well,

374
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:32,726
I've got a feeling it might be my fault.

375
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:36,096
You see, I went up there
that morning to have some tea,

376
00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,750
and I showed her a clip that I had seen

377
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,866
of Otis insulting her.

378
00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:42,896
And... my god.

379
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,836
Do you think I might
have put her up to it?

380
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:48,206
How did she seem when
you showed her the clip?

381
00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:50,770
Well, I shouldn't say, but I will.

382
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:55,240
She was very, very angry.

383
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,456
You people, please be kind to Lorena.

384
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,710
She's been through a lot.

385
00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:06,356
Is something wrong?

386
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,756
No.

387
00:18:07,780 --> 00:18:10,496
It's just, my building
has the same kind of lock.

388
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:13,336
Well, I'm sure that passes
for interesting in Illinois,

389
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,566
- but...
- No, no.

390
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:21,276
It's just that, this kind
of lock, it has a switch.

391
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:24,746
So, if you just press this,
it keeps it from locking.

392
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,006
So, if you leave without your keys,

393
00:18:27,030 --> 00:18:28,476
you won't lock yourself out.

394
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,386
Presumably, Lorena
has the same kind of lock?

395
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:33,486
Presumably, but I don't follow.

396
00:18:33,510 --> 00:18:37,386
Well, anyone who had access
to Lorena's apartment yesterday

397
00:18:37,410 --> 00:18:43,950
could have flipped the
switch on their way out...

398
00:18:44,950 --> 00:18:49,620
to make sure they'd be able to reenter,

399
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:54,606
if they wanted to, say, I don't know,

400
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,670
plant a pistol between
two couch cushions?

401
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,386
Well, anything's possible.

402
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:06,140
But proving something like
that would be mighty tough,

403
00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:07,656
right?

404
00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:11,886
You'll have to excuse
me, my deadline looms.

405
00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,280
Can I...?

406
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,806
Mother Teresa?

407
00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:29,700
She really has met everybody.

408
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,076
Hey.

409
00:19:31,100 --> 00:19:32,976
- Come on in.
- Hey. Are you seeing

410
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,516
all this stuff about Otis?

411
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:35,540
No. What stuff?

412
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,586
- May I?
- Yes.

413
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,986
Look, I know it's, like, really bad

414
00:19:40,010 --> 00:19:41,686
to, like, speak ill of the dead,

415
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:44,180
but all these stories are coming
out about how nice Otis was,

416
00:19:44,310 --> 00:19:46,826
and I just want you to
know that it's not true.

417
00:19:46,850 --> 00:19:48,356
Oops, I said it.

418
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:51,050
But, yeah, ask anyone
who worked on the show.

419
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,536
Otis was a dick.

420
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,336
How disappointing.

421
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:58,336
Once this girl spoke up, everyone started

422
00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:00,230
posting their stories about Otis.

423
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,476
I mean, now the hashtag

424
00:20:02,500 --> 00:20:04,646
is trending all over social media.

425
00:20:04,670 --> 00:20:06,446
"He sent back his mashed potatoes

426
00:20:06,470 --> 00:20:08,200
because they were mushy."

427
00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,816
God.

428
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:14,056
Wait, wait, wait. Scroll... Here. Hold on.

429
00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,056
There.

430
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:20,126
"Otis Langley was one of
the gentlest souls I knew.

431
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:22,456
I will miss him greatly."

432
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,090
That person needs to read the room.

433
00:20:25,220 --> 00:20:28,820
That person... Is Nadine.

434
00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,706
My assistant scheduled
that tribute to go out

435
00:20:31,730 --> 00:20:34,336
before the stories about
Otis began dropping.

436
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:36,306
I'm just glad there's at
least one other person

437
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:37,646
who didn't know he was a jerk.

438
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,700
I was starting to feel like a rube.

439
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:44,346
No, I knew. Everyone did.

440
00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,046
But when someone famous dies,

441
00:20:46,070 --> 00:20:48,216
it's traditional to post
photos you took together

442
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,086
to emphasize one's
own proximity to stardom.

443
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,856
And I believe strongly in self-promotion.

444
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:55,396
Ooh, what are you promoting?

445
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:58,126
My newest enterprise:

446
00:20:58,150 --> 00:20:59,766
Eau de chouchou.

447
00:20:59,790 --> 00:21:02,996
High-end canine fragrances
for the dog who has everything.

448
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:06,960
A-Aren't dogs highly sensitive to scents?

449
00:21:07,090 --> 00:21:09,376
Trust me, once your little gizmo tries it,

450
00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,446
she'll feel naked leaving
the house without it.

451
00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,600
Gonzo.

452
00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,376
And she is naked when
she leaves the house.

453
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,446
If everybody knew that Otis was a jerk,

454
00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:20,216
then why didn't I ever
read about it in the press?

455
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,940
Well, you know how gossip works.

456
00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,200
Clearly, he was trading
information about celebrities

457
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,126
in exchange for protection.

458
00:21:26,150 --> 00:21:27,480
That makes sense.

459
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:30,396
He did have a lot of dirt on other celebs.

460
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:34,460
We think Otis was the
man behind pop lunatic.

461
00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:35,960
You're joking. I love pop lunatic.

462
00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:38,306
I am always sending
them tips about myself.

463
00:21:38,330 --> 00:21:42,176
In fact, I've sent several
in the past few days.

464
00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:44,806
You're telling me it's
been Otis this entire time?

465
00:21:44,830 --> 00:21:48,316
We think so. We found him with
a phone logged into the account.

466
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:51,386
No wonder the account hasn't
posted anything since Otis died.

467
00:21:51,410 --> 00:21:55,056
Elsbeth taskioni, this
is some major gossip.

468
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,140
"Tascioni."

469
00:21:59,150 --> 00:22:02,996
Some of these stories about
Otis make him seem really nasty.

470
00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,626
Thank you.

471
00:22:04,650 --> 00:22:08,036
Ooh. Could I have one
of those, too? Please?

472
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:11,336
I heard that he once
threw a shih tzu at an intern.

473
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:13,906
- Did you see that one?
- I did.

474
00:22:13,930 --> 00:22:15,806
But I think it was a schnauzer.

475
00:22:15,830 --> 00:22:18,176
Wait, where did I see that?

476
00:22:19,330 --> 00:22:24,216
It was a blind item on pop
lunatic a few weeks ago.

477
00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:27,010
I was scrolling through and... look.

478
00:22:27,840 --> 00:22:30,786
"Which well-regarded
TV impresario's network

479
00:22:30,810 --> 00:22:32,626
"paid a giant settlement after he threw

480
00:22:32,650 --> 00:22:34,726
a schnauzer at his intern?"

481
00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,156
All right, from Otis
himself, it was a schnauzer.

482
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:39,696
No, Nadine. Why would Otis

483
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:42,836
post a negative blind item about himself?

484
00:22:42,860 --> 00:22:45,136
To cover his tracks.
Half the items I send in

485
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,536
about myself are unflattering.

486
00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:48,936
Otherwise, people
know you're the source.

487
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,430
Can I see those last
few dms you sent him?

488
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,886
Wow. Okay.

489
00:23:00,370 --> 00:23:01,556
Look.

490
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:03,116
Marked as read.

491
00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:05,726
You sent these after he died.

492
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,126
That means someone else
is accessing the account.

493
00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:09,756
Maybe he had an accomplice.

494
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,596
But why weren't they
posting new content?

495
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,796
Maybe Otis wasn't pop lunatic at all.

496
00:23:14,820 --> 00:23:17,566
Maybe the phone belonged
to the person who killed him.

497
00:23:17,590 --> 00:23:19,630
But who was that?

498
00:23:26,830 --> 00:23:30,540
Sim card in...

499
00:23:32,570 --> 00:23:34,440
Activate...

500
00:23:39,750 --> 00:23:42,780
Wow, this looks interesting.

501
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,490
You don't say. But I will.

502
00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:52,990
Go ahead.

503
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,600
No.

504
00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,400
Do you know who this is?

505
00:24:00,430 --> 00:24:01,870
No.

506
00:24:03,740 --> 00:24:05,670
- How about him?
- No.

507
00:24:05,810 --> 00:24:07,856
Really? I love him.

508
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:10,340
Okay, how about this one?

509
00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:14,856
Bob hope. Obviously.

510
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,080
What is the meaning of all this?

511
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,666
All of those people were
featured in pop lunatic posts.

512
00:24:24,690 --> 00:24:26,866
If Lorena has no idea who they are...

513
00:24:26,890 --> 00:24:29,906
She probably didn't run
the pop lunatic account.

514
00:24:29,930 --> 00:24:31,806
- I get it.
- But maybe she was lying.-

515
00:24:31,830 --> 00:24:34,346
but we didn't tell her
why we were quizzing her,

516
00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:36,870
and her lawyer offered her cooperation

517
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,486
as a show of good faith.

518
00:24:38,510 --> 00:24:41,386
Okay, fine, so, what's your point?

519
00:24:41,410 --> 00:24:45,656
Well, I think whoever murdered
Otis is the real pop lunatic,

520
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,356
and they planted that
phone at the crime scene

521
00:24:48,380 --> 00:24:50,496
to make it look like Otis.

522
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,766
Who would do that?

523
00:24:51,790 --> 00:24:53,636
Betty hey mouth.

524
00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:58,906
She's a master of framing...
information and people.

525
00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:01,576
Betty's nearly as old as Lorena.

526
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,006
You're on Instagram.

527
00:25:03,030 --> 00:25:04,546
Age is just a number, right?

528
00:25:04,570 --> 00:25:07,776
"Pat Nixon called me
anytime she was in New York.

529
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,400
"We'd have breakfast at the Waldorf

530
00:25:09,540 --> 00:25:12,710
and gab about drab D.C."

531
00:25:13,510 --> 00:25:16,716
That's from today. Pat Nixon.

532
00:25:16,740 --> 00:25:20,510
You think Betty's read
up on the latest twitch star?

533
00:25:20,620 --> 00:25:22,956
What motive could she have to kill Otis?

534
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:24,296
Good question.

535
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,860
Let me see what my
inside source can dig up.

536
00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:31,530
What's a "lonelygirl15"?

537
00:25:32,290 --> 00:25:35,406
It was an early YouTube channel
that ended up being a hoax.

538
00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:37,276
People weren't as
Internet-savvy back then.

539
00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,346
So, that means Betty wrote
about something modern.

540
00:25:40,370 --> 00:25:42,746
Yep. My copy editor friend told me

541
00:25:42,770 --> 00:25:45,746
that Betty once tried
reaching a younger audience,

542
00:25:45,770 --> 00:25:48,986
covering younger
celebrities, reality stars, tech,

543
00:25:49,010 --> 00:25:50,756
but then Betty's readers revolted.

544
00:25:50,780 --> 00:25:53,726
- Interesting.
- And so, the paper's owners got nervous,

545
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:55,996
and so, Betty went
back to her old material,

546
00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:59,096
talking about Raquel Welch
and gorbachev or whatever.

547
00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,666
But I bet she missed

548
00:26:01,690 --> 00:26:03,836
getting the scoop on newer stories.

549
00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:07,090
Maybe she found a different
outlet for her passion.

550
00:26:07,230 --> 00:26:09,076
But running a side
account like pop lunatic

551
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:10,976
would have been in
breach of her contract.

552
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,306
Well, all the more reason

553
00:26:12,330 --> 00:26:14,446
to make sure her identity stayed secret.

554
00:26:14,470 --> 00:26:16,600
Plus, all those celebs suing pop lunatic

555
00:26:16,740 --> 00:26:19,446
meant she'd probably
go bankrupt if exposed.

556
00:26:19,470 --> 00:26:21,810
- Sounds like a motive.
- Yes.

557
00:26:23,650 --> 00:26:27,126
Sorry to interrupt, but, check this out.

558
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:30,296
So... Another Otis horror story,

559
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,326
but this one has a video

560
00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:34,790
from the day before he died, and look.

561
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,166
So, Otis Langley came
into the restaurant.

562
00:26:37,190 --> 00:26:38,766
He was so rude and disruptive.

563
00:26:38,790 --> 00:26:40,906
He was clearly in a bad
mood the minute he walked in.

564
00:26:40,930 --> 00:26:43,946
This is the moment where he
screamed in my manager's face

565
00:26:43,970 --> 00:26:45,576
and refused to pay
his bill because he saw

566
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,216
"specks of yellow" in
his egg white omelet.

567
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,316
You can see he stormed out to his car.

568
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:53,616
This is where it gets... wait. Pause it.

569
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,286
The license plate.

570
00:26:55,310 --> 00:26:56,986
Exactly.

571
00:26:57,010 --> 00:26:58,386
Isn't that Betty's car?

572
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,156
Yeah.

573
00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:12,406
I didn't bring tissues, did you?

574
00:27:12,430 --> 00:27:13,806
I think this is gonna be a weepy.

575
00:27:13,830 --> 00:27:15,276
No, just focus on the actors' teeth.

576
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:17,906
Disgust keeps the mascara intact.

577
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:18,976
Okay.

578
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,106
Sorry.

579
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,476
I'll see you inside.

580
00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,540
- Over here!
- Who are you?

581
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:24,870
Me? I'm nobody.

582
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,510
I'm just trying to get down to the...

583
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:29,180
Don't mind me. Okay. Sorry.

584
00:27:30,810 --> 00:27:33,086
- Are you two together?
- What? No.

585
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,680
Let me go this way.

586
00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:41,436
So, if somebody were
to play you in a movie,

587
00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:43,166
who would you want it
to be? Who, who, who?

588
00:27:43,190 --> 00:27:45,436
Peoria.

589
00:27:45,460 --> 00:27:47,406
What are you doing here?

590
00:27:47,430 --> 00:27:49,536
My gosh.

591
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:51,776
This really is glamorous, isn't it?

592
00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:55,216
Yeah, well, it loses its
luster after a few decades.

593
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,346
But now that I've got you,
tmz is reporting the news

594
00:27:58,370 --> 00:28:00,546
that Otis Langley was running

595
00:28:00,570 --> 00:28:02,580
that pop looney tunes account.

596
00:28:02,710 --> 00:28:04,856
Do the police have a comment?

597
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,456
Wow.

598
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:10,280
You never stop reporting, do you?

599
00:28:11,090 --> 00:28:12,826
- No comment.
- Okay.

600
00:28:12,850 --> 00:28:14,396
But, be honest.

601
00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:17,566
- Were you really that surprised?
- Me?

602
00:28:17,590 --> 00:28:19,766
- What do I know about it?
- Well, you two were close.

603
00:28:19,790 --> 00:28:22,260
I just saw a video of
Otis getting into your car.

604
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:25,270
Actually, it was the day before he died.

605
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:29,246
Well, Otis and I, we had
a working relationship.

606
00:28:29,270 --> 00:28:30,886
Well, what were you two talking about?

607
00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:32,586
Now it's my turn.

608
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,556
No comment. Otis was a source.

609
00:28:36,580 --> 00:28:38,686
Alec Baldwin.

610
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:41,196
Hilaria! Buenas noches.

611
00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:42,920
She likes to speak Spanish.

612
00:28:43,050 --> 00:28:45,066
Let me guess.

613
00:28:45,090 --> 00:28:48,696
You kept Otis's bad
behavior out of your column

614
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:51,536
in exchange for gossip about others?

615
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:53,506
Yeah, it's a dirty business.

616
00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:56,100
Well, nice running into you, peoria.

617
00:28:56,230 --> 00:29:00,676
A meeting in a car,
ooh, that sounds urgent.

618
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,116
He must've really
wanted to speak with you.

619
00:29:03,140 --> 00:29:04,816
Well, as we now know,

620
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:06,686
with Otis Langley running pop lunatic,

621
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:08,286
he had a lot of gossip to give,

622
00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:11,086
you know, and he made a lot of enemies.

623
00:29:11,110 --> 00:29:13,686
Actually, listen.

624
00:29:13,710 --> 00:29:18,026
Between us... I'm not
sure Otis was pop lunatic.

625
00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:20,526
- What do you mean?
- Well, for one thing,

626
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,336
not every post was
from a direct message.

627
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,066
I mean... I mean, a lot of them were.

628
00:29:26,090 --> 00:29:28,076
Gosh, if I had known about pop lunatic

629
00:29:28,100 --> 00:29:31,746
when I spotted ina garten
in Williams sonoma...

630
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,300
What's your point?

631
00:29:34,500 --> 00:29:36,616
Whoever ran the account

632
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,670
clearly had offline sources of their own.

633
00:29:39,810 --> 00:29:42,886
Maybe someone in your line of work?

634
00:29:44,450 --> 00:29:46,526
You better get into the theater, peoria.

635
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,556
The movie is starting.

636
00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:57,906
Excuse me. Excuse me.

637
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,566
Ooh, I love popcorn.

638
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,436
Were you talking to Betty hey mouth?

639
00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:04,176
- I sure was.
- Be careful.

640
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:07,046
Any publicist will tell you,
she's nice to those she likes

641
00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:09,170
and vicious to anyone who crosses her.

642
00:30:09,300 --> 00:30:12,516
Unlike me, Betty has a bad side.

643
00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:17,156
Elsbeth.

644
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:20,010
Have you seen Betty's column?

645
00:30:22,350 --> 00:30:25,426
It attacks commissioner Tully and you.

646
00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,526
- And now...
- "The keystone commish

647
00:30:27,550 --> 00:30:31,306
"has allowed a ditzy
redhead to harass innocents.

648
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,206
"But this non-officer of the law

649
00:30:33,230 --> 00:30:35,476
has her own beef with the victim."

650
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:37,136
I didn't have beef with Otis.

651
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:38,730
Yeah, apparently, you left

652
00:30:38,870 --> 00:30:41,176
the New York confidential's
office an angry voicemail?

653
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,016
- But Elsbeth...
- I called with a correction

654
00:30:43,040 --> 00:30:45,570
when his show's website
misspelled my name.

655
00:30:45,710 --> 00:30:47,446
And that was months ago.

656
00:30:47,470 --> 00:30:49,516
- And that's hardly...
- Elsbeth, I am trying to tell you...

657
00:30:49,540 --> 00:30:51,380
Elsbeth?

658
00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:57,750
Commissioner Tully's here to see you.

659
00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:06,736
So, the way this looks to me,

660
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:08,776
I was minding my
business, doing my job,

661
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:11,070
until you two made a very loud,

662
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:16,046
very public enemy of Betty hey mouth.

663
00:31:16,070 --> 00:31:20,216
I get to open the morning
paper and learn that,

664
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:23,586
I am screwing up "royally,"

665
00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,780
and I need to be replaced.

666
00:31:25,910 --> 00:31:28,896
Well, she's pressuring
you because she's scared.

667
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,766
- Elsbeth.
- No, no. No, no.

668
00:31:31,790 --> 00:31:33,166
Let's hear it.

669
00:31:33,190 --> 00:31:34,466
This should be fascinating.

670
00:31:34,490 --> 00:31:37,396
Okay, well, we think... I think...

671
00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:39,336
that Betty hey mouth may be involved

672
00:31:39,360 --> 00:31:40,960
in the murder of Otis Langley.

673
00:31:41,860 --> 00:31:43,130
I see.

674
00:31:43,260 --> 00:31:47,076
- And you are the detective - on that case?
- Well, no,

675
00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:48,746
but detective Fleming
is coming around to my...

676
00:31:48,770 --> 00:31:51,446
Detective Fleming is
coming around? Good.

677
00:31:51,470 --> 00:31:54,956
Maybe I am running a
slapdash operation here, Charles,

678
00:31:54,980 --> 00:31:57,086
- because what the hell?
- If it's one thing

679
00:31:57,110 --> 00:32:00,480
- I know, I trust this woman's hunches.
- Her hunches?

680
00:32:00,610 --> 00:32:02,326
- Yes.
- She is here

681
00:32:02,350 --> 00:32:05,896
to make sure that the
department doesn't get sued.

682
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:07,990
That is her job. Meanwhile,

683
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,696
she appears to be investigating a case

684
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,490
wherein she has a
history with the victim?

685
00:32:13,630 --> 00:32:15,460
I called New York confidential's tip line

686
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,000
with a firm but polite correction.

687
00:32:17,130 --> 00:32:18,876
I have no idea how she heard about that,

688
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:20,976
but she's making it into more than it was.

689
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:24,010
That's because she
is a gossip columnist.

690
00:32:24,140 --> 00:32:25,410
That is her job!

691
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,456
She may be an old bag, but she...

692
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,386
she has a lot of readers in high places.

693
00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:32,986
And an extremely vindictive streak.

694
00:32:33,010 --> 00:32:34,520
Exactly.

695
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:40,090
So, you two...

696
00:32:40,890 --> 00:32:45,866
are going to bring Betty
hey mouth back onsides.

697
00:32:45,890 --> 00:32:48,536
Because if she keeps calling for scalps,

698
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,876
I'm gonna give her a few.

699
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,856
You enjoying your new perk?

700
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,656
We are very grateful

701
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:09,020
for, all of the improvements around here.

702
00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:11,496
You think they came from... No, no.

703
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:13,226
If it were up to me, Charles,

704
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:15,690
you'd be shelling out for your
latte grande down the street.

705
00:33:15,820 --> 00:33:17,560
Then who?

706
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:19,890
The mayor?

707
00:33:20,030 --> 00:33:21,536
Hizzoner is very focused

708
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,230
on appearing fair and honest right now.

709
00:33:24,370 --> 00:33:28,716
Wants to make sure he's not
accused of slow-walking requests

710
00:33:28,740 --> 00:33:31,186
from the precinct where his ex-girlfriend

711
00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,216
- happens to work.
- Elsbeth?

712
00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:36,556
Well, in my opinion,
there's nothing wrong

713
00:33:36,580 --> 00:33:41,696
with using discretionary funds
to show pleasure or displeasure,

714
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:43,450
as you're about to find out.

715
00:33:44,290 --> 00:33:46,250
You wouldn't take the machine...

716
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:50,220
would you?

717
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:51,806
No, I'm not that cruel.

718
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:56,036
But, I'll just stop paying for the,

719
00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:58,306
little pod refills.

720
00:33:58,330 --> 00:33:59,876
Consider that a shot

721
00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:02,100
- across the bow.
- Now, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

722
00:34:07,070 --> 00:34:10,440
It's not the only thing
I can defund, Charles.

723
00:34:17,450 --> 00:34:18,980
Decaf.

724
00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:20,526
Hi, Betty.

725
00:34:20,550 --> 00:34:22,396
I won't take up too
much of your time, I just...

726
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:24,396
- Well, go ahead.
- Pardon me?

727
00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:25,866
Well, we know why you're here.

728
00:34:25,890 --> 00:34:27,990
I get a lot of these kinds of visits.

729
00:34:28,100 --> 00:34:30,276
- What kind is that?
- You're here to grovel,

730
00:34:30,300 --> 00:34:32,600
so that I don't go after
you in my column anymore.

731
00:34:32,730 --> 00:34:35,940
Okay, yes, I did bring
you a little something

732
00:34:36,070 --> 00:34:37,840
as a gesture of friendship.

733
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:41,456
- "Eau de chouchou"?
- Perfume.

734
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,916
For the pet who already has everything.

735
00:34:44,940 --> 00:34:46,286
Do you have a dog?

736
00:34:46,310 --> 00:34:48,320
No.

737
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,226
Okay, well, that's all right. I
know what you really want,

738
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:53,650
which is gossip, about the case.

739
00:34:53,790 --> 00:34:56,020
On background, of course.

740
00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:58,590
Step into my office.

741
00:35:02,530 --> 00:35:05,346
So, they're releasing Lorena.

742
00:35:05,370 --> 00:35:08,470
Well, that's a relief. She
should sue you people.

743
00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:11,146
I hope not.

744
00:35:11,170 --> 00:35:13,246
But my real news:

745
00:35:13,270 --> 00:35:15,816
Pop lunatic is gonna live on.

746
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,216
What?

747
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,786
After we wrap the case,

748
00:35:18,810 --> 00:35:21,396
all of Otis's personal
effects will go to his husband,

749
00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:24,726
including the phone that he
used to access the account.

750
00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:29,660
And Harry told us he's
gonna carry on Otis's legacy.

751
00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,566
Well, so he says.

752
00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:34,066
Well. Well, that's wonderful news.

753
00:35:34,090 --> 00:35:36,406
Can you believe

754
00:35:36,430 --> 00:35:39,476
that Otis didn't even tell his own husband

755
00:35:39,500 --> 00:35:41,106
he was pop lunatic?

756
00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:44,646
Harry was completely shocked.

757
00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:47,940
Well, I welcome the competition.

758
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,040
Right.

759
00:35:53,710 --> 00:35:56,826
By the way, I have to ask.

760
00:35:56,850 --> 00:35:58,666
How did you hear
about the voicemail I left

761
00:35:58,690 --> 00:36:01,026
on New York confidential's tip line?

762
00:36:01,050 --> 00:36:03,960
You don't you get it, do you, peoria?

763
00:36:04,730 --> 00:36:08,060
I have ears everywhere.

764
00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,136
Every corner table, the
back of every black car,

765
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,046
the rope line at every club,

766
00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:16,240
the answering service
in every newsroom.

767
00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:19,686
There is nothing said out loud in this city

768
00:36:19,710 --> 00:36:21,186
that I can't find out about.

769
00:36:21,210 --> 00:36:24,186
Because I know something
fundamental about people:

770
00:36:24,210 --> 00:36:26,126
They want to talk.

771
00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:30,696
And it's what's kept my phone
ringing for the last 40 years.

772
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:33,866
They love to gossip.

773
00:36:33,890 --> 00:36:40,436
Everyone from Otis
Langley to Augusto pinochet.

774
00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:44,606
They all want what Betty has to offer:

775
00:36:44,630 --> 00:36:46,300
Validation.

776
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,270
Did you really know Augusto pinochet?

777
00:36:51,410 --> 00:36:53,070
I know everyone.

778
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,356
Right, but he's less of a celebrity

779
00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,726
and more of a brutal autocrat.

780
00:36:59,750 --> 00:37:04,626
Augusto was stubborn,
but... So handsome in uniform.

781
00:37:04,650 --> 00:37:08,720
Now, I have a deadline, so out with you.

782
00:37:13,460 --> 00:37:16,406
I'm sorry, Nadine, she will not
come out from under the bed.

783
00:37:16,430 --> 00:37:19,100
Selecting the perfect
fragrance is a process.

784
00:37:19,230 --> 00:37:22,640
But trust me, I will find
gizmo her signature scent.

785
00:37:22,770 --> 00:37:24,046
- Gonzo.
- Gonzo.

786
00:37:24,070 --> 00:37:25,486
See anything interesting, mom?

787
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:26,916
Well, you have to read between the lines,

788
00:37:26,940 --> 00:37:28,256
but it really feels like

789
00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,780
Betty and pinochet had
a fling back in the day.

790
00:37:30,910 --> 00:37:32,356
Ooh, what's this?

791
00:37:32,380 --> 00:37:34,056
Well, mom asked me to go
through the archives at work

792
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,980
for old Betty hey mouth columns.

793
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,596
I thought you'd given up on that.

794
00:37:37,620 --> 00:37:39,990
I did, but get this:

795
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,596
"Pinochet showered me with gifts..."

796
00:37:42,620 --> 00:37:45,130
"Spoils taken off the body

797
00:37:45,260 --> 00:37:46,966
of leftist guerrillas captured by his men."

798
00:37:46,990 --> 00:37:48,660
Well, she's really not supposed

799
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:51,260
to accept gifts from sources
over a certain dollar amount.

800
00:37:51,370 --> 00:37:52,676
Maybe that's where she got it.

801
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,176
- Got what?
- The gun used to kill Otis.

802
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,640
It's from the ussr.

803
00:37:56,770 --> 00:37:58,370
And the leftist guerrillas were probably

804
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,216
using Soviet-made weapons.

805
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:03,616
- Wow, that's smart.
- Yes, I knew it.

806
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,656
Betty killed Otis

807
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:07,556
and then set up Lorena to take the fall.

808
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:10,996
I just wish there was
some way I could prove it

809
00:38:11,020 --> 00:38:14,126
without putting captain
Wagner's job in danger.

810
00:38:14,150 --> 00:38:16,666
She really will carry water
for anyone who flatters her.

811
00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:18,660
Even a brutal strongman.

812
00:38:18,790 --> 00:38:20,636
That's how it works.
They'll do propaganda

813
00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:22,336
for anyone willing to talk to them.

814
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,976
During my divorce, I could always tell

815
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,846
which columnists had just
spoken to my ex-husband.

816
00:38:27,870 --> 00:38:30,970
They'd print any lie
he told them about me.

817
00:38:32,270 --> 00:38:34,186
Nadine.

818
00:38:34,210 --> 00:38:35,416
You're a genius.

819
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,056
People are always saying that.

820
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,426
But specifically why are you saying it?

821
00:38:39,450 --> 00:38:41,820
I need your help.

822
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,496
Well, friends, New York City's

823
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:48,796
bachelor mayor Alec bloom

824
00:38:48,820 --> 00:38:50,720
may have found his first lady.

825
00:38:50,860 --> 00:38:55,036
A very reliable source tells
us that bloom recently shared

826
00:38:55,060 --> 00:38:57,206
an intimate dinner at Gracie mansion

827
00:38:57,230 --> 00:39:00,200
with former supermodel Nadine Clay.

828
00:39:00,330 --> 00:39:04,886
Our source claims bloom
wowed her by flying in croissants

829
00:39:04,910 --> 00:39:08,410
from her favorite
parisian bakery le matin,

830
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:11,286
and that things have
moved quickly from there.

831
00:39:11,310 --> 00:39:13,410
Ooh, la, la.

832
00:39:14,210 --> 00:39:16,720
Hey, what's going on here?

833
00:39:16,850 --> 00:39:18,590
Hey, hey! That's my stuff.

834
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,296
You can't do that. Who's in charge here?

835
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:22,920
Ma'am, we can't let you upstairs.

836
00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:25,366
This is a flagrant violation
of my first amendment rights.

837
00:39:25,390 --> 00:39:27,390
Where's your warrant?

838
00:39:27,530 --> 00:39:29,206
Have you seen today's paper?

839
00:39:29,230 --> 00:39:30,806
It has everything we needed

840
00:39:30,830 --> 00:39:32,976
to convince the judge to
give us a search warrant.

841
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,100
And here it is.

842
00:39:36,370 --> 00:39:39,110
No. No, not my noriega.

843
00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:41,486
We know that you were the brains

844
00:39:41,510 --> 00:39:43,486
behind pop lunatic, not Otis.

845
00:39:43,510 --> 00:39:45,450
How would you know that?

846
00:39:45,580 --> 00:39:48,056
You told us, in today's column.

847
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,096
Pop lunatic went dark, but you're still

848
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,666
checking the dms to
see if there's anything

849
00:39:52,690 --> 00:39:54,166
you can put in your column

850
00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:56,666
before the account
goes to Otis's husband

851
00:39:56,690 --> 00:39:58,336
and you lose access forever.

852
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:01,090
I could have heard about Nadine
and mayor bloom from anyone.

853
00:40:01,230 --> 00:40:04,100
No, you couldn't, because
Nadine made the whole thing up.

854
00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:05,970
Nadine confirmed it with me this morning

855
00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:08,346
that she'd never met Alec bloom.

856
00:40:08,370 --> 00:40:09,970
She's never been to that bakery.

857
00:40:10,100 --> 00:40:13,846
In fact, she hasn't eaten
a croissant since 1996.

858
00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:16,716
You'd only get that detail
wrong if your source was the dm

859
00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:18,340
Nadine sent to pop lunatic.

860
00:40:18,450 --> 00:40:20,686
Your mistake made it possible for us

861
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,650
to search your files, and we found proof

862
00:40:22,780 --> 00:40:24,256
that you started a draft of your column

863
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,926
about Otis's murder
hours before he died.

864
00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:29,636
You'd never missed a deadline before,

865
00:40:29,660 --> 00:40:31,606
and you weren't gonna
let some late-breaking news

866
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:32,866
make you start now.

867
00:40:32,890 --> 00:40:35,036
And are you ready for
this juicy news item?

868
00:40:35,060 --> 00:40:36,336
Tell me if I'm right.

869
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,446
Otis figured out you were pop lunatic,

870
00:40:39,470 --> 00:40:41,816
and he threatened to expose you.

871
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,276
Yeah, running pop lunatic
was a nice side hustle,

872
00:40:44,300 --> 00:40:46,146
but it was getting too hot.

873
00:40:46,170 --> 00:40:48,370
And exposure would
mean losing your column

874
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:50,480
and dozens of defamation lawsuits.

875
00:40:50,610 --> 00:40:53,726
- You needed out.
- So, you solved two problems in one.

876
00:40:53,750 --> 00:40:55,196
You killed Otis,

877
00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:58,326
and then you made it
look like he was pop lunatic.

878
00:40:58,350 --> 00:41:00,266
Betty hey mouth,

879
00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:02,520
- you're under arrest for the murder of...
- Shut up.

880
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:08,206
At least I'll get the front
page of the view one last time.

881
00:41:08,230 --> 00:41:11,176
Guess you could have
used a fact-checker after all.

882
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:14,276
Thank you, captain.

883
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:15,816
There's no one I trust more

884
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,746
with my livelihood than you, Elsbeth.

885
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:21,710
Hey, are you suddenly in
the mood for a croissant?

886
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,316
Nah. I'm more of a beignet man.

887
00:41:28,110 --> 00:41:29,110
Commissioner.

888
00:41:29,150 --> 00:41:31,196
Captain.

889
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,666
Glad I caught up with you.

890
00:41:32,690 --> 00:41:34,696
You see, we solved the
Betty hey mouth problem.

891
00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:38,066
Arresting her was a blunt fix.

892
00:41:38,090 --> 00:41:40,860
- That's usually more my style.
- Well, she happened to be guilty.

893
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:45,200
So, no ill will toward precinct 11?

894
00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:48,946
Just keep a tighter grip on your team.

895
00:41:48,970 --> 00:41:52,046
Especially that... Lawyer.

896
00:41:52,070 --> 00:41:56,280
Well... Can I drop you somewhere?

897
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,580
My car's waiting outside.

898
00:41:58,710 --> 00:42:00,986
Commissioner's perk.

899
00:42:01,010 --> 00:42:04,896
Just running a quick errand,
and I don't mind the walk.

900
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,366
Those of us still doing real police work

901
00:42:07,390 --> 00:42:09,990
need to keep our feet on the ground.

902
00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,276
You convinced Tully?

903
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:21,776
Nope. These are on me.

904
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,316
That's generous of you, captain.

905
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,646
Are you replenishing the
coffee pods indefinitely?

906
00:42:25,670 --> 00:42:27,016
I don't know.

907
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:28,516
Because that'll get expensive.

908
00:42:28,540 --> 00:42:30,256
Do you want the pods or not?

909
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,186
Perhaps we should
encourage the officers

910
00:42:32,210 --> 00:42:33,786
to reuse the pods to save money.

911
00:42:33,810 --> 00:42:35,426
I ain't got time...

912
00:42:35,450 --> 00:42:36,996
And then there's the
plastic waste to think about.

913
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:39,620
There are programs
that recycle. I'll look into it.

914
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:41,026
Now, I was reading the manual,

915
00:42:41,050 --> 00:42:42,766
and the machine should be descaled

916
00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,266
every three to six months.

917
00:42:44,290 --> 00:42:45,460
They offer...

918
00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:56,616
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919
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,070
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